I think he's got a long way to go before reaching the England squad , but we enjoy our kickabouts together, Oscar and I.
Llama owners: You will know that Oscar's vision is such that he cannot actually see the ball he is kicking. Without any training from me, he is positioning his body to get the kick back to me pretty accurately. I find this amazing. The kick comes mostly from the cannon, incidentally, but sometimes as low as the middle phalanx.